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Suicidal rubbish bin

Outside every house, there is a big, green rubbish bin, right? Ever seen one being suicidal? I have. LOL~

So here's what happened. On the way home(Jack drove me home), we saw the lid of one of the rubbish bin popped open, and sort-of 'jumped' into the drain. Head first. LOL. We were like, 'What the fuck?'. There was no wind, no cats around the rubbish bin or whatsoever. That green bin just jumped into the drain. It was straight up weird. Mayb the bin got tired of being 'trashed', so it decided to end it's life? What the heck. Lol.

We tried to figure out what caused that bin to fall/jump/toppled into the drain.
  • No wind
  • No cats/dogs/rats etc
  • No humans around
  • Maybe an animal was inside, and it tried to get out from the bin and ended up being tossed into the drain? (Possible)
  • Haunted? Lol
  • The bin was an alien in disguise. Lol!

Haha. What puzzled me was why did the rubbish bin 'jumped'? Lol. I guess we were just seeing things. I'm delusional =D

**Joanna**

Pizza night nightmare

Today, my mum decided to have pizza for dinner. As usual, i called Pizza Hut to make a delivery order. In half an hour, our stuff crust chicken supreme pizza arrived. Okay, so everyone took a slice.

So, here is where the disgusting thing happened. Half way through enjoying my slice of pizza, I saw this 'thing' sticking on my pizza. I picked it out and had a closer look. IT WAS A FRIGGIN' COCKROACH LEG! What in the name of diarrhea shit stain is a roach leg doing in my pizza. I was already half way through. Should I eat it, or leave it? Here's what my family had to say:

Sis: Just eat it. It's just a roach leg. You're already half way through. No point turning back. Hahahahaha! (FYI, my sis ate two slices)
Grandma: Just eat it. Some people use roaches to make medicine. It won't kill you. You already pick out the roach leg.
Bro: Really? There was a roach leg? *shows unknown facial expression*

After that being said, i decided to finish my slice of pizza. I only ate 1 slice. I hope I didn't eat some other parts of the roach's body. Ewwwww~!!

**Joanna**

Bored

Hates people who slams the door inconsiderately. I'm in a mad house! Sigh~ Anyhus, here's a vid i'd like to share. I've been following shanedawson and his videos. Haha. Lots of funny vids.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPvevOD1pFI

DOTA addiction. Stupidity at its best.

Okay, firstly, if you are a DOTA fan, PLEASE don't bother reading. You might not like what I am about to blog.

I bear a strong grudge towards dota. I'll never understand why guys are so addicted to it. After being exposed by this widely popular online game by some of my friends, I somehow got the grasp on why it's so freakin' popular.

Guys spend HOURS on one game, or so called 'round'. I've seen some people playing this game and there's alot of players hurling bad comments or words at each other. From what I've heard, players often get scolded "noob(clueless player)" countless of time by the so-called sensational/strong players who keep pawning/owning (killing players) you. Now tell me, how many times that you, dota players, feel like taking your keyboard and just start to whack that so called sensational player? Not long, they will start to tell you "eh, go home and play with dolls la. U think Dota for noobs like you meh? ", "Noob la U chi bai", "Wei, bro so noob la U".(I saw these comments when a friend of mine was playing.) Noob this, noob that. Hey, speak human language. That's one of the words that I hate hearing people use. "NOOB!".

From my experience, a couple of my friends left their BF's who were addicted to Dota. Which brings me to another reason why guys shouldn't be addicted to Dota. You develop an odd love-bond and you will lose your girlfriend. Okay, here's a scene i would like to 'act' out in an exaggerated way:

You start having a weird ritual to perform before you start playing a game of Dota. It's said to help you to dominate the game. Some people might start kissing their mouse or keyboard few times or telling the mouse and keyboard
"Daddy gonna play Dota now, you guys be good little boys and girls and make daddy happy okay? "Another display of psychotic symptom. You start to neglect your family and studies. The reasons? You need to spend more time nurturing the new found LOVE-BONDS with the computer/game.

Back to reality. From what I've seen, Dota really kills a relationship. Due to the neglection and so forth. Okay, so some of you lover boys out there might say "Eh, i didn't neglect lo. I still got find baa..Slow reply oni ma..I told her already i play dota..". Okay, true that, but abandoning your partner over a stupid game? Those who says no are in a state of DENIAL!

I have nothing against online games, but a person must have self control. It's just a game! It's sad that i'd see girls in internet cafes wandering around mindlessly while their boyfriends are into the computers more. It's pathetic seeing that kinda attitude from guys these days. Not only in cafe's, some guys would play at the comfort of their own room, and wouldn't answer their gf's call. Reason? "Sorry late reply. Dota oh..". Or they will say "One last game, one last game then i call you". And their so called 'last game' would last for hours.

How would they feel if their gf starts to play and online game 24 hours and not answering your calls? Lol..

Anyway, i guess i should stop. I can go on but lazy la. Don't even know what I'm blogging. Haha. Don't get offended, to any DOTA players reading this. I clearly stated at the first sentence for you NOT to read it. Peace!!

**Joanna**
Language for Deficient Learner's class today was sooo boring. I seriously did not concentrate for 2 whole hours. Well, I wasn't the only one not concentrating. Haha. This lecturer will be teaching 3 out of 4 subjects for this semester. Ugh.

After class, I went home and slacked till 4pm-TENNIS TIME! Hehe. Ok, so there I was playing for almost an hour, I suddenly felt dizzy and wanted to throw up. I thought, since it wasn't that serious, I continued playing tennis. Till one point, i couldn't take it anymore. My vision was spotty and blurrish and darkish. My hand was shaky. I had to stop. While i was walking back to my seat, I could feel myself almost passing out. If i continued on playing tennis, I might have fainted. Haha. This isn't the first time. Last few days, i was at my aunt's house making chicken mushroom pie-ish 'pau's'(yummmm). Half way through stuffing the dough, I felt like passing out and wanting to throw up. Again, i forced myself till one point I just can't force myself no more. My hand was shaky so I asked my sister to take over with the stuffing. =.= Sigh, but the pie-ish pau turned out yummy :D Haha. Looked ugly, but yummy. Hahaha~

Maybe the weather was too hot. Sigh, class with 'Mr.Lucky' tomorrow. I am so not looking forward to that =o=

**Joanna**

Up-diddly-date

*Picture taken at Karambunai*


It's been a while since my last update. Let's see, where should i start.


I just started my new semester(Is it semester 7? or 8?). Haha, i lost track. Gosh, i hate the timetable. It's clashing with my tennis coaching lessons. I'm predicting that this semester will be hectic and there's gonna be alot of procrastinating. Gosh, when am I gonna learn. Hahaha~~~


Hmm, the weather is still hazy and HOT! Sigh. Anyhus, my sister is going to KL to continue her studies in The One Academy. I'll be going with her on 1st Sept to help her settle in. My elder brother and his GF will be tagging along as well. We will be coming back to KK on 5th Sept. It's going to be really quiet at home without her laughing out ridiculously loud. Hehe. Somebody's gotta tell her to control that laugh box of hers.


My friend, Zara's birthday is tomorrow and Nave offered to treat her to Edgar for shisha. I'm suppose to tag along as well. Unfortunately, I couldn't make it :( Sorry girls!! Lo siento mucho!! :(

So, instead, i'm at home blogging and surfing the web.


*thinks* What else is there for me to update? Nothing much happened that is worth blogging. Same ol', same ol'. Haha. I'll update soon :)


**Joanna**